Voting is an inalienable right of every U.S. citizen of voting age. It is our way of expressing our governing wishes. The DRP party is a new and refreshing approach to honest government with our major goal in mind- to reduce the Deficit which has grown to astronomical levels. Vote your heart, vote the DRP and vote often!
OUR 20 POINT PLATFORM IS OUR PLEDGE
1- To reduce the outlandish deficit which continues to rise to levels never before known in our history.
2- Restore our image with other Nations throughout the world and work in harmony with them, not on our own.
3- Put into practice, a fair immigration plan which will in itself, reduce our deficit annually by a minimum of 50%. Here’s how it works:
Each time someone wishes to enter our country they must pay a $100.11 entry fee, in US dollars, in cash. Terrorism screening will be placed into effect for the undesirables who will not be permitted entry.
Immigrants will not be afforded any benefits such as Social Security or Medicare.
Each time they pay their “toll” they will be given a gift certificate to a Big Mac and McDonalds will invoice the Government a maximum of 11 cents for each serving.
4- The Iraqi Army will be given additional training and a deadline for the withdrawal of our troops. We can no longer afford to be bodyguards.
5- All government employees serving at staff levels will “buy” their positions. In this manner they will have a vested interest in performing their duties diligently. While these high ranking employees will be permitted to accept graft and “under the table” money, they must not accept more than double the cost of their position in any calendar year. Each year they will receive an invoice renewing their position, providing they perform well.
6- We will reduce the number of government employees by 50% and those that remain must work six days a week. By so doing, the payroll reduction will help decrease the deficit further.
7- Scientists will immediately be given an incentive to develop alternate fuel sources. a source that is inexpensive and plentiful. The target will be to turn urine into fuel and the scientists that develop this process will be given a FIVE MILLION DOLLAR BONUS, (less 10% which that person will rebate to the President)
Only low income families will be granted licenses to operate Urine transformation centers. This will end our dependency on OPEC at which time all oil wells in unfriendly countries will be sabotaged and will also reduce the welfare need to support these Urine transformers.
8- The cabinet will consist of:
The President (That’s me)
Two (2) Vice Presidents (One in charge of Vice, the other in charge of Quail
Hunting)
Secretary of the Treasury (That’s me)
All other positions will remain as they presently are, except the few new ones we may establish from time to time.
9- All coffee machines will be supplied by Starbucks who will bill the government at 50% off retail prices. In turn Starbucks will benefit from the advertising value. All Coffee purchases will be paid to the Executive Secretary of the President, in cash.
10- All Rap music will be abolished and replaced with Easy Listening, Jazz and classical.
11- There will be a one year assessment on each taxpayer at the rate of $20 per month so that New Orleans can be rebuilt. This assessment will re-occur only when such similar disasters occur.
12- A special tax allowance of $1000 per pet, per year, will be allowed for anyone who cares for two or more pets. (Add $500 for each pet over two)
13-All child molesters will be castrated
Terrorists will receive an Aquatic trial after they are dropped into the Ocean from a height of 12,000 ft. The court (trial) savings will further help decrease the deficit.
A special “rewards benefit” will be given at tax time to any man or woman having more than one spouse
14- The White House will sell advertising space on the exterior walls and all proceeds will further reduce the deficit, less the 10% that goes to the office of the President.
15- Our administration will immediately place a “cap” on Malpractice claims, it has grown out of control. (Remember the hot coffee McDonalds claim?) This will also stop the migration of Doctors from cities where they are needed. The problem here is our court system is influenced by lobbyists for attorneys.
16- Universal health care will become the law of the land. Every child, woman or man needing health care will receive it free IF their financial circumstances warrant.
Physicians who because of greed, over schedule, will be punished by reducing their fees by 20% for every 15 minutes a patient is kept waiting beyond their scheduled appointment. After 1 ¼ hours, they will start paying the patients for waiting.
17- All elected government officials will contribute to social security thereby losing the perk they voted themselves and any pay increase must be decided and voted by their constituents, that is you!
18- Pharmaceutical Companies deserve a great deal of respect for their efforts to develop medications that cure. However, they need not recoup their R & R so quickly and a formula monitoring and governing their charges and profits will be developed and placed into practice, thereby reducing the cost of Prescription drugs drastically.
19- If putting a beloved Pet to sleep via Euthanasia is legal, in fact humane, why then is it illegal when a human wants their suffering to end? Safeguards will have to be put into place so greed, or any other cause is safeguarded. Under tight controls, supervised and at the wish and will of the suffering individual, Euthanasia will become legal.
20. There are two priorities we intend concentrating on. We must revise our Election system. Delegates will have no say or sway in Election decisions. The Federal Reserve System will no longer be in business for itself. They will be governed and made to answer to Elected officials, who in turn will have to answer to the general populace.
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There you have it my friends. A clear, concise declaration of what we will accomplish and how we intend doing so. We are also honest UP FRONT advising everyone how we will “pocket” money rather than doing so in a sneaky fashion. All this while the deficit shrinks. By the end of my first term in office, we will have a surplus, (so will I and my staff)
AL HOFFMAN
The next President
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